Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Odd Advertisement Slogans


Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar for sale........ Cheap..............no strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: 
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
 
On a bulletin board: 
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick 
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....

The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business. 

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

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