Tuesday, November 30, 2010

A Joke to brighten up your day : Alcoholic


In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That’s correct", said the boss.*

Another glass.
"It’s red wine,  Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Correct."*

The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.*

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It’s a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
“And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who is the father!"
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